
To the moon! Who will have the most diamond hands.
Everyone knows the line goes up and to the right. Become the best stonk trader (without having to put up your real money).
$9
Stonk Market - $9
HODL
Everyone knows that line goes up. Will you be left with the most valuable stocks after a chaotic day of exchanges? Stonk Market is a real-time trading game where you YOLO into company stocks like Blammo or Chatterfly. At the same time, watch out for the ever-shifting Stonk Exchange, which will dictate the stock that’s worth negative points at the end!
Will the Glitch & Co stock take you to the moon or will you FOMO into a negative company? This game for wrinkly brains only!



Specific ways Stonk Market sticks out:
Why We Love It
Player-Controlled ValuesJust like the real-world stonk market, this game’s all about gambling your life savings, ignoring stock diversity, and betting it all on your favorite meme. It’s awesome.
Real-Time TradingThe set collection rules in Stonk Market are pretty simple. The game only works with wheeling, dealing, real-time action!
Loud & RaucousIf your group is anything like the Allplay staff, you’ll be yelling and holding out cards in people’s faces as you desperately try to get your points. If you play this in a FLGS or game cafe, it’s likely that you’ll be the loudest group in the building.